The Dating Weasel: A Remedial Dating Course for Men, by H. Darren Porter, Brad Kersey
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It is an undeniable fact that every man finds dating to be awful, and every man is awful at it. This is hardly surprising, since no guy understands anything about women. How is he supposed to succeed at dating when he has no clue what the female expects him to say, wear, or do? What is the correct response when she asks his opinion on her stupid hairstyle or the size of her buttocks? Is there anything he can do to reduce the amount of time she spends grimacing and yelling? Fortunately, bachelors of all ages now have The Dating Weasel to finally and definitively answer those seemingly impossible questions. And the answer is: Who cares? With the breakthrough strategies in this remedial course, men don't need to understand a thing about women in order to date one. To find love, all a man needs is: (1) this hilarious book (preferably several copies); (2) an under-active conscience; and (3) access to a few common household items (e.g., onions, sofa cushions, dead hearing aids, etc.). Thus equipped, the male dating student will learn invaluable lessons, including how to: * Find a woman whose looks don't resemble something from a coroner's training video, and who has the optimal level of psychosis; * Hunt down and ask out a woman without incurring serious physical injury to himself (and even without having to bathe) * Navigate all phases of the date in a way that minimizes her nausea and maximizes his chance of success; * Defend himself against PMS, visiting her family, sex, gift-giving holidays, commitment, and other dating-related horrors. By the end of this book, the male will learn to channel his inner Weasel so that he will be able to date the women he wants... and want the women he dates.
The Dating Weasel: A Remedial Dating Course for Men, by H. Darren Porter, Brad Kersey- Amazon Sales Rank: #3400231 in Books
- Published on: 2015-05-12
- Original language: English
- Number of items: 1
- Dimensions: 7.99" h x .40" w x 5.00" l, .42 pounds
- Binding: Paperback
- 172 pages
Review "...[S]uperbly written... Within the first few pages reading this fascinating book, it had me chuckling, laughing, and nodding solemnly." -Stefan Vucak for Readers' Favorite (5/5 Star Rating)
From the Author The Dating Weasel was designed to give men everything they wanted in a male-oriented humor book about dating. Specifically, we engineered this book so that it would: 1) not waste a male student's time by suggesting he improve himself or take responsibility for any of his personal shortcomings; 2) never discuss what all the silverware is for on either side of the dinner plate, how to fake having personal hygiene, or any other dating-related topic the male isn't interested in and that other books go on and on about; and 3) actually be funny. Now, as sales of The Dating Weasel are poised to rocket past the double digit mark, we feel that the 24 years (in our defense, it was intermittent, not continuous) invested in writing this book were well spent. We hope you will buy it and agree. But mostly, we just hope you buy it.
About the Author H. Darren Porter is a middle-aged double divorcé whose claim to fame is that he has been on more than 2,000 dates in his life and has never once been drugged and left for dead in a field. He would love to be a full-time writer but is realistic enough to know only about three people have ever made a living at it without turning into toothless alcoholics. So, he has an actual salaried job, but is close-mouthed about it for reasons he keeps to himself (he will say it has nothing to do with the furniture rental or hair re-growth industries). He is more than a little uncomfortable telling you where he lives.Brad Kersey isn't.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful. A how to manual for men to weasel a date with a woman (a real one) without dying or being maimed. By L. Radczenko-Swanovski As a proponent of Sun Tzu, I believe it beneficial to keep up on the latest strategies the enemy, I mean, male humans ,employ when engaging female humans in battle, I mean dating. So I searched for the perfect book. I must admit the smarmy, fly attracting, weed bearing weasel immediately appealed to me, (a probable impairment of mine also exhibited in my dating life), so I dropped the fifteen bucks and waited. The book is written as a how to manual for men to weasel a date with a woman (a real one) without dying or being maimed. At first I found it extremely funny, witty, hilarious, that these two individuals could so accurately describe all the weird females (not me) bouncing around the world, and how hard it would be for a normal human to engage them in conversation, let alone date one. Poor Weasel. It started to get fairly disturbing rather quickly.Around page 30 I started thinking, I don't get it, I do that, all the time, why is this in here? Then,- no way would that work on me, no one can get out of obIigatory gift giving to- holy ****, I think I fell for that one. I began arguing with the book, out loud, publically, privately, and lost. I showed my brother, my dad, my sons, looking for support- all they did was nod in agreement and asked when they could borrow it, or if they could get it in a power point format. My father has since been banished from the house by my mother - she asked why he was laughing and he handed her the book pointing to the back cover. (He's been having a great time fishing and eating Cheetos, knowing he'll be invited back when heavy stuff needs to be moved). I was shocked- this was covered in the book.The saddest realization came the next day, after my therapy session. I would, in fact, probably date a Weasel.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful. A funny, satirical, sarcastic look at dating for those who have an off-beat sense of humor. By Sage A humorous blurb, catchy title (THE DATING WEASEL and "remedial"??), and sleazy weasel surrounded by flies enticed me to buy this book - I wasn't disappointed! Be prepared to laugh a lot, cringe a little, and maybe even be offended. This book is a funny, satirical, sometimes irreverent look at dating from the male's perspective. It is written in a how-to/manual format including lessons, examples, and suggestions on dating etiquette in preparation for a Certificate of Completion at the end. If you have a sense of humor; embrace a tongue-in-cheek look at life; can laugh at yourself; revel in quick wit, clever wording, sarcasm and satire; and have a creative mind that can turn the authors' hilarious scenarios into vivid mental pictures, you'll really enjoy reading this book. I know I did!
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. Tremendous Fun! By Mark Williams Whether you are currently dating or a man wedded for 39 years like myself, anyone can find reading THE DATING WEASEL a hilarious good time.This is one of the best humor books I've had the pleasure of reading. Page after page left me laughing out loud. The pitfalls of dating outlined in THE DATING WEASEL remind me of why I opted out of dating and got married early in life. This is not a book to learn commonly held views of dating etiquette which only produce second guessing, excessive sweating and other physical maifestations associated with stress like loss of consciousness or incontinence. Instead the Authors have perfectly captured the difficulties of dating and have provided "brilliant" if not necessarily politically correct solutions for men to survive the dating experience from beginning to end. This book is very funny!
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